This life I have worked so hard to have is a fucking joke.

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I hate seeing my husband in so much pain. I feel so helpless this fucking SUCKS 😭😭😭😭 we are so grateful for the nurses here. They’ve been amazing. But still, I really wish this wasn’t happening. My poor baby 🥺

luvtrees99:

Who keeps anonymously messaging me about ho stuff 👀 I just wanna talk

There are literally 2 people on here I interact with and neither of them would send anything anonymous. So show yourself you weenie

Who keeps anonymously messaging me about ho stuff 👀 I just wanna talk

warlordfelwinter:

there’s a tortoise at work and he’s 30 years old and I love that he’s 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go “does the man want his appy slices??” and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

(via mischievous-eli)

How is your ho-ing….going?

Not great 🙃 I’ve been ghosted, found my old drum line instructor, and no interaction from ladies. But I’m sure it’ll happen when it’s supposed to 🤷‍♀️ I refuse to get tindr which is def a hold up lmao and covid shit has got in the way too so boo

barbieplasticsurgeon:
“king
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barbieplasticsurgeon:

king

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halles-comet:

why is this so fucking funny

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trans-mom:

Girls are hot, full homo

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luvtrees99:

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House sitting means getting ripped and chillin in the hot tub 😎

Three years ago…..I just tried to wear this same swim suit (above) in Vegas and it did NOT fit. 😭😭😭😭 glad I brought an extra lol I used to think I was soooo fat but I love myself a lot more now than in the past. Slowly but surely ❤️

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hideouspumpkin:

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Celineyrs

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i want to sleep with you but i cant tell you that.

Do it you weenie

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